The Unspoken Rules of Local Shows (According to That One Guy in the Denim Vest)
Ah, the local show. A sacred space where feedback squeals, the floor shakes, and the guy in the denim vest (you know the one) stands as an unappointed guardian of the scene. If you’re new here, welcome. And if you’re that guy? Respect.
But whether you’re a first-timer or a seasoned show-goer, there are a few unwritten rules that everyone seems to follow. And by everyone, we mean the guy in the vest told us so. Let’s break them down.
1. Respect the Pit (And Your Teeth)
The pit is a swirling, sweaty maelstrom of limbs and questionable decisions. It’s not a place for the faint of heart, and it sure as hell isn’t a place for a spilled drink. If you see a circle form, decide your fate wisely. And if you fall? You’ll be picked up faster than a bass drop at a deathcore breakdown. That’s the rule.
2. Merch Tables Are Sacred Ground
That shirt might be a bit overpriced, but guess what? That’s gas money for the next tour stop. Support your scene. And whatever you do, don’t be the person who haggles over a $20 tee while holding a $10 craft beer.
3. The Opener Deserves Your Attention
Sure, you came for the headliner, but local shows are a proving ground. Some of those opening bands will be headlining sooner than you think. Plus, if you ignore them, Denim Vest Guy will side-eye you so hard your soul will leave your body.
4. The Front Row Is a Commitment
Claiming the front row isn’t for the weak. It’s a battlefield. You’re accepting the risk of sweat (not always your own) and accidental microphone collisions. If you’re up there, you’re part of the show now. Act accordingly.
5. Know When to Shout, and When to Zip It
Cheering? Yes. Singing along? Always. Yelling “Freebird!” at a hardcore show? Never. The band can hear you, and no one thinks it’s funny. Especially not the guy in the vest.
6. Hydrate or Die-drate
Water is your best friend. Pit too hard, and you’ll sweat out half your body weight. Respect your limits. And remember, one guy in the crowd is almost always ready to offer an unsolicited electrolyte lecture.
7. Be Excellent to Each Other
Most importantly, shows are a community. Help someone up, lend a hand, and don’t be the reason security has to get involved. The scene thrives when we look out for each other.
So next time you find yourself shoulder to shoulder in a packed venue, channel your inner Denim Vest Guy. Follow the unspoken rules, support the bands, and scream along until your voice gives out. And hey, maybe one day, you’ll earn your own denim vest.